Jokes on Corruption

Three international delegates are chatting over a break from a serious meeting in NY. The delegate from Brazil turns to his colleagues and said said, ''want to hear how bad corruption is in Brazil?'' to which the other two colleagues noded and he continued, ''if there is a government project in Brazil, it will definately go to the relative of a minister or one who can afford to buy off the minister''.

The delegate from India laughed and said, ''that's nothing, in India, the project will go to a relative of a minister and the works will either not be done or done to substandard''. The delegate from Tanzania laughed even the more and said, ''that's nothing my brothers, in Tanzania, the project will not go to anyone and the money will be paid out anyway''.

Laughter has been proven to lower your blood pressure, enhance your sleep patterns, reduce your pain threshold, strengthen your immune system, combat stress, anxiety, and frustration, and bond people together as nothing else can. It has been scientifically proven that the most healing type of laughter is laughter associated with clean, wholesome humor (c) Wild Bill

In His Service

//Tim J Kyara

Teacher of the Word www.light2mypath.blogspot.com

Financial Freedom Fighter www.timkyara.blogspot.com

ePastor  www.virtualchurch.webs.com  www.sermon.net/crcm
Church Minister www.christianrevivalcentreministry.org

Writer www.centre4excellence.com www.c4eresourceshop.co.uk/services

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The Lord's Dinner

As the ushers pass the bread and wine during the Lord's supper in church to a mother and her child (Lucas), Lucas stretched his hand eagerly to recieve his share but his mom slap him sharply and sternly told him that he is too young to partake the Lord's supper. 


Later on as the offering basket passes by, his mother nudges him forcefully to give an offering to which Lucas replied, "if I am not old enough to eat, then I am not old enough to pay"

Laughter has been proven to lower your blood pressure, enhance your sleep patterns, reduce your pain threshold, strengthen your immune system, combat stress, anxiety, and frustration, and bond people together as nothing else can. It has been scientifically proven that the most healing type of laughter is laughter associated with clean, wholesome humor (c) Wild Bill

In His Service

//Tim J Kyara

Teacher of the Word www.light2mypath.blogspot.com

Financial Freedom Fighter www.timkyara.blogspot.com

ePastor  www.virtualchurch.webs.com  www.sermon.net/crcm
Church Minister www.christianrevivalcentreministry.org

Writer www.centre4excellence.com www.c4eresourceshop.co.uk/services

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