Monday 5 November 2012

Children of Israel

Mr Goldblatt, a young bible scholar, asked his mentor, Joey and the conversation went as follows:
Goldblatt: There's something I can't figure out in the Old Testament
Joe: What's that Mr Goldblatt? 
Goldblatt: according to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?
Joe: Right 
Goldblatt: and the Children of Israel beat up the Philistines, right?
Joe: Er—right
Goldblatt: and the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?
Joe: Again you're right
Goldblatt: and the Children of Israel fought the Egyptians, Romans and won?
Goldblatt: and the Children of Israel always doing something important and big?
Joe: All that is right Mr Goldblatt, so what's your question?
Goldblatt: if all these were done by the children of Israel, what was all the Grown-ups doing?

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