09: Pick one then tell your parents to her for you—Samson (Judges 14)
08: Prepare a beauty contest and pick a winner—Xerxes (Easter 2)
07: Buy a piece of real estate, get her as part of the deal—Boaz (Ruth 4)
06: Agree to work for 14yrs in exchange for two wives—Jacob (Gen 29)
05: Wait for your brother to die then take his wife—Boaz (Ruth 4)
04: Circumcise ur enemies trade their foreskin for her—David (1 Sam 18)
03: Find a prostitute and marry her—Hosea (Hosea 1)
02: Marry your sister—Cain (Gen 4)
01: Kill a husband and take his wife—David (2 Sam 14)
Of course if all fails you can always fall into comma and let God create one for you—but beware,
it will cost you a rib—Adam (Gen 2)
“Laughter has been proven to lower your blood pressure, enhance your sleep patterns, reduce your pain threshold, strengthen your immune system, combat stress, anxiety, and frustration, and bond people together as nothing else can. It has been scientifically proven that themost healing type of laughter is laughter associated with clean, wholesome humor.” (c) Wild Bill
In His Service
//Tim J Kyara
//Tim J Kyara
Teacher of the Word www.light2mypath.blogspot.com
Financial Freedom Fighter www.timkyara.blogspot.com
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