Two drunks were hungry and soon they spotted a mango tree with one mango that looked like ripe for eating. They gathered stones and started throwing at the mango to get it down, after several attempts, one said, perhaps I should climb to see if it is ripe for when fruits are not ripe, the bond is strong (i.e. not easily plucked). So he climbed to the spot and touched the mango on several sides then climbed down and reported to his friend, “yap, it is ripe, let’s keep trying”
2 Nutters:
Two mad men plan to run away from the mental hospital, they agreed that they will go to the gate; beat up the watchman then open the gate and run away.....When they reached the gate , the watchman wasn't there and the gate was wide open....they say "Shit our plan has failed,lets go back will try again tomorrow"
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//Tim J Kyara
//Tim J Kyara
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