Visiting the Elderly

A minister visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table next to her. “mind if I have a few?” he asked, “no, not at all” the woman replied. They talk for an hour and as the minister stand to leave, he realises that he has emptied the bowl.
 
 “I am terribly sorry for eating all your peanuts, I really only meant to eat a few” apologised the minister, to which the woman replied, “Oh that’s all right, ever since I lost my teeth all I can do is suck the chocolate off them”

“Laughter has been proven to lower your blood pressure, enhance your sleep patterns, reduce your pain threshold, strengthen your immune system, combat stress, anxiety, and frustration, and bond people together as nothing else can. It has been scientifically proven that themost healing type of laughter is laughter associated with clean, wholesome humor.” (c) Wild Bill

In His Service

//Tim J Kyara

Teacher of the Word www.light2mypath.blogspot.com

Financial Freedom Fighter www.timkyara.blogspot.com

ePastor  www.virtualchurch.webs.com  www.sermon.net/crcm
Church Minister www.christianrevivalcentreministry.org

Writer www.centre4excellence.com www.c4eresourceshop.co.uk/services

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Ministers' Weakness!

Three ministers went fishing on a week end break; on their last day one minister proposed that they make a pact to pray for each other for their 'weaknesses' to which end they agreed to share their deepest secret weaknesses. The first minister said, “my weakness is the love of money, I have squandered over half a million of church’s building fund to date”

The second minister said, “my weakness is women, I have slept with virtually all women in church, I can’t help it please help me”. The third minister, whilst taking his mobile phone out and dialling said “my weakness is gossip…Oh men I can’t wait to talk to my wife” This he said as he began talking to his wife!

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“Laughter has been proven to lower your blood pressure, enhance your sleep patterns, reduce your pain threshold, strengthen your immune system, combat stress, anxiety, and frustration, and bond people together as nothing else can. It has been scientifically proven that themost healing type of laughter is laughter associated with clean, wholesome humor.” (c) Wild Bill

In His Service

//Tim J Kyara

Teacher of the Word www.light2mypath.blogspot.com

Financial Freedom Fighter www.timkyara.blogspot.com

ePastor  www.virtualchurch.webs.com  www.sermon.net/crcm
Church Minister www.christianrevivalcentreministry.org

Writer www.centre4excellence.com www.c4eresourceshop.co.uk/services

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Absolutely Rubbish

Two guys are relaxed on the beach sand catching the breeze when a young beautiful brunnet girl in a bikini passed by them, the other guy remarked as he was looking at her, "absolutely rubbish". Few minutes later another georgous black teen in a red bikini passed by them and this same guy remarked again, "absolutely positively rubbish".

Few minutes later yet another very beautiful blonde in dark blue bikini passed before them and this same guy retorted, "absolutely, categorically positively rubbish" The other guy who heard all three remarks asked, "um sorry pal, but I can't help but ask, your wife must be a very beautiful lady for all three young girls to be rubbish" to which this other guy responded, "the remark was about my wife"

¬ Do you appreciate what you have? or you keep comparing tabs and complaining about what you don't have forgetting what you have?

  

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“Laughter has been proven to lower your blood pressure, enhance your sleep patterns, reduce your pain threshold, strengthen your immune system, combat stress, anxiety, and frustration, and bond people together as nothing else can. It has been scientifically proven that themost healing type of laughter is laughter associated with clean, wholesome humor.” (c) Wild Bill

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In His Service

//Tim J Kyara

Teacher of the Word www.light2mypath.blogspot.com

Financial Freedom Fighter www.timkyara.blogspot.com

ePastor  www.virtualchurch.webs.com  www.sermon.net/crcm
Church Minister www.christianrevivalcentreministry.org

Writer www.centre4excellence.com www.c4eresourceshop.co.uk/services

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Heaven and Hell on Earth

Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian and it is all organised by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German, the cooks are English, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and it is all organised by the Italians. (Unknown Author) 

...so where are Africans, Afrikaans and Americans?

Laughter has been proven to lower your blood pressure, enhance your sleep patterns, reduce your pain threshold, strengthen your immune system, combat stress, anxiety, and frustration, and bond people together as nothing else can. It has been scientifically proven that the most healing type of laughter is laughter associated with clean, wholesome humor (c) Wild Bill

In His Service

//Tim J Kyara

Teacher of the Word www.light2mypath.blogspot.com

Financial Freedom Fighter www.timkyara.blogspot.com

ePastor  www.virtualchurch.webs.com  www.sermon.net/crcm
Church Minister www.christianrevivalcentreministry.org

Writer www.centre4excellence.com www.c4eresourceshop.co.uk/services

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