One day the woman was in the kitchen cooking when she overheard him praying in the living room, “Thank you Lord for bringing mercy, joy and grace into my life”
She ran quickly with a frying pan, whacked him on the head and said, “I knew you were a player and a fake pastor! You’ve just prayed for all your girlfriends, you think I didn’t hear you! Who the hell are Mercy, Joy and Grace???”
MORAL OF THE STORY: when you advance spiritually, emotionally and morally, take your wife with you.
“Laughter has been proven to lower your blood pressure, enhance your sleep patterns, reduce your pain threshold, strengthen your immune system, combat stress, anxiety, and frustration, and bond people together as nothing else can. It has been scientifically proven that themost healing type of laughter is laughter associated with clean, wholesome humor.” (c) Wild Bill
In His Service
//Tim J Kyara
//Tim J Kyara
Teacher of the Word www.light2mypath.blogspot.com
Financial Freedom Fighter www.timkyara.blogspot.com
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